An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs,
I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!The four men didn’t wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.
She tried and tried, and then she realised why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.
She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.
The seargent to whom she told the story couldn’t stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
The moral of the story? If you’re going to have a senior moment… make it memorable.
8 comments:
Memorable indeed!
We grow 'em wary and strong, down here... Elders.
The poor soul. Scared herself ah, well, that word is not called for.
You get around, Vig!
LOL, Ms Barry! (Are you packing, too?)
Shot skeet once and got a bruise so purple on my whole shoulder! Nope, no pistol packin momma here. But now ask me how well I fence! LOL
Based upon how you conduct yourself in the blogosphere, I'd say you're more than okay with the foils....
:-) very nice of you to say so... always keep an epee by my side... LYAO
Just remember to bring something else along if you get into a gunfight!
my Johnny - 7 OMA serial rocket launcher, machine gun and bayonet strapped? Never go anywhere without it!
Gosh, Vig, I really did have one! ONly boys in my neighborhood. Gigging blow fish and snappers. Pirates all.
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